Your mother and I have talked, and we're concerned about your habitual nudity.
So she and I put together this website. We'd really like it if you bought a few things. We aren't saying you have to be clothed ALL of the time, but maybe at least when Grandma comes over for dinner?
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Take A Look, It's In A Book
Wearing this shirt gives you that glowy feeling that comes from reading...
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St. Feline
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Caffeine Monster
Death before Decaf.
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Superlatives
Oh my god, is that Jordan Warbler? His hair still looks fabulous....
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Greatest Rude Noises of the '90s
I never saw her again after that one glorious night when we...
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